HausFrau's Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons that I've Been MIA

10. Community College anatomy classes has just about sucked the cognitive abilities right out of my frontal lobe.

9. Those toilets didn't just clean themselves, you know.

8. Someone from the Haus had to develop an offensive plan for successful commissary shopping.

7. Been sitting around waiting on the "We're moving next week!" phone call from Man.

6. We drove 1400 miles so I could avoid cooking Thanksgiving dinner.

5. I don't share my FaceBook password, so all that social networking falls directly on me.

4. I decided to finally figure out the whole Die, Das & Der thing.

3. Santa called begging for my help & I'd had way to much Glühwein to say nein.

2. 32 episodes of SVU on my DVR.

1. Those bottles of German wine didn't just drink themselves, you know.