Bright and early this morning (unfortunately for me, before any caffeine or wine),
I bee-bopped down the stairs, sauntered into my kitchen and was greeted by this:
Yes . . . this is a broken toilet seat on my kitchen table.
And, no . . . I didn't stage this just for giggles & grins.
While I prefer not to think of the condition of trashy trailers, circa 1973 other homes that may have a similar kitchen decor, I did wonder if anyone wants to play another round of Name that Picture.
Please choose your fave from the following captions:
A - Your digestive system. Where it begins . . . and ends.
B - Gee, Frau, that the Cream-of-Something-Casserole tastes like crap.
C - Hey, Savvy, I hate to eat & run . . .
D - Wilkommen to HausFrau's Kitchen! Please seat yourself.
E - Today's Special: Poo-Poo Platter $13.95
F - Friendly reminder: the diet starts today!
G - Shhhh . . . It Happens.
H - The Do-Run-Run-Run . . . The Do-Run-Run . . .
I - Etched into the table with a steak knife: For a good time call Jenny 867-5309
J - HGTV Host: And, to tie the theme all together, use toilet paper for napkins.
K - Mmmmmm! Fiber.
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4 savvy comments:
Too funny!!! I like D and E just kept me rollin'. We had a science teacher use a toilet seat as a bathroom pass in High School. I think he did it because he figured if you really had to go...you'd carry it down the hall. Gettin' rid of "Man and Women boxes" as we speak. Miss you! Hugs, Heather R.
PS Amtrak is a cheap way to travel right now!
HA! I choose D or I. 4th of July is coming up, we're going to miss your die hard 15 straight hours of face painting!!
personally, i like D and K. but i seriously cant believe this happened!
poo poo platter is hilarious!!
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