He Said, She Said

Man: So, do you want to go or not?

Me: Uh . . .

Me: Well . . .

Me: Maybe . . .

Me: OK . . .

Me: Maybe not . . .

Man: Are you trying to be passive aggressive?

Me: No. I don't think so.

Man: Can you be anymore indecisive?

Me: I don't know. Maybe.