Dear Santa

Fum MiniMe
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Dear Santa:

I've been mostly good this year.
For Christmas, will you please consider bringing the following:

Clothes, Jewelry, Anything Cheap
Friendship necklace
Bras, Starbucks
Something Crazy/Loud
Water Balloons
iTunes gift card
Swap Flowers
Twilight Stuff
Sugar Cookies :O)
Hooker heels - 6
Slutty Girls, Dr. Pepper
2 X thongs, Candy Phone
Paper Money, Socks & Ding Dongs

And, a sleepover with TGirl this weekend.

Tell the Reindeer that I said "Hi". Love, Laze-E
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Dear Santa:

Hey, I know that we are both super busy. I'm a HausFrau, you are Santa. Need I say more? I'll make this easy on both of us. How about two pink EPT lines for Christmas? And, I'll see if Man can cover you on that iTouch.

Gotta Run, ~Savvy
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Dear St. Nick:

Hey, Big Guy. I know that you are almost as busy as my Frau, so I'll make this simple. One pink line is just fine & dandy with me. And, I'll buy her that stupid iTouch for her birthday. If nothing else, just so I quit hearing about it.

Really, just one, OK? ~Man
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Dear Santa:

For Christmas I would really like for you to bring me my wife (CoopaChick) three brand new boob-tops. Not that I necessarily want her driving around topless in the Coopa flashing her über-boobs to Herman The German, but, Dude, you are a guy (you are, aren't you?) & you understand my need to see a little action.

Even if it's just on a few blurry pixels on my Facebook occasionally.

I'll leave the size issue up to you since you, especially since I screwed up that donkey hair sweater from Bosnia that one time.

I promise to be a good boy this next year too while in Iraq.

Just 3 boob-tops that's all I asking.

Okay, maybe 4 or 5 if you think I've been that good. I mean, it's not like I'm asking for a pony or anything. And, you know, boob-tops with those plunging necklines take up way less room on the sleigh than a pony, a regular shirt or even a turtleneck.

Have you seen how much fabric are in one of those bad boys?

It's almost as much as the donkey sweater.

I don't mean to beg, but I'm feeling a little desperate here. If you can't figure out this boob-top thing, I'm not sure how I'll make it through the rest of my training & the deployment.

OK, Santa, I know you are busy, but if you could just help a guy out here, I'd be mucho grateful. I even promise not to fight you for the milk & cookies on the 24th.

Merry Christmas to you! (& hopefully a Ho-Ho-Ho to me!)

Dan the CoopaMan
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Dear Santa:

I'd like to amend my wish-list. Still one pink line & 3 more new boob-tops for me the Frau. Ho, Ho, Ho Boy!

~Man
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Dear Santa:

All I want for Christmas is World Peace.

However, on the boob-tops, I look really good in blues & greens. Maybe a little red & black to keep it interesting because that would look so awesome with my gray Coopa!

Mwah! ~CoopaChick
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Dear Santa:

3 new boob-tops would work for me. Remember, two pink lines will help me fill them out quite nicely.

Oh yeah, and World Peace. Don't want to sound selfish or anything.

~Savvy
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Dear Santa:

Did someone mention boob-tops?! I completely forgot to add those to my list! They will look lovely with the new hooker heels, bras & thongs. Don't forget the Dr. Pepper.

Love, ~Laze-E XXOOX
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Dear Santa:

Clothes, jewelry & anything cheap. Those were the Top 3 on Laze-E's wish list. Cheap as in Consignment Shop, not as in Debbie Does Dallas, OK?

Thanks, Santa, you are the best! ~Savvy
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Dear Santa:

Did I hear someone mention a PONY?! Please, please, please!

I'll be good forever! ~MiniMe