Guess Who

If not for other people practically forcing the words out of my mouth, there are certain things I never thought I'd actually have to speak out loud.

Guess who I was speaking to when I said:

Hello!? We don't eat soup with our fingers!

AND,

Seriously, did you mean to put sweet & sour sauce on toast? Or, did you think it was jelly?

Yeah, I know. Obviously, I didn't actually cook anything for dinner & it was a total yo-yo (you're on your own) night.

Me? I'm sipping red wine & eating Cheetos. It's a HausFrau twist on whine & cheese.

Guess Who

OK, friends, for this edition of Guess Who you need to not only guess who, but also guess where & what. If you've been paying attention this week, this will be easy.

Ready?

Here we go.

In this first picture, what is Letter A pointing to? Yes, it is hard to see, especially without that big, fat blue arrow doing all the work for you. But who would even know it was there? Or to look for it in the first place. Especially if this highly secret location was swimming with about 100 more local nationals. All buying discount groceries.

If you can't quite make it out, neither could I. How about I zoom in and do a little CSI-style focus and pixel clean-up?

Is this better?

Yeah, I know. You don't speak or read Flemish/Dutch. That's okay, neither did I.

OK, fine. Had I actually seen the sign in the first place, I know enough German to read Dutch & probably could have figured it out.

Or, maybe not. I think I would have thought that it meant that you could use the bank card only in this line, not that you could only use the bank card in this line. See, it's confusing even in English?

For the next picture, what is Letter B pointing to?

Yes, I was hiding behind the toilet paper & baby wipes with my camera flash turned off. It's not like I actually wanted to draw attention to myself. Or be black-listed for my last 3 weeks in Belgium.

I had to be really sneaky to snap this next picture without anyone around me knowing. Camera flash was off & I took the picture without actually ever looking at the camera. Pretty slick, huh?

HausFrau, Private Investigator. Think I might have a future?

Oh, you know that I chose this line on purpose. Now tell me, who is marked with the Letter C?

Bonus Question: Where did HausFrau go today & what did she buy?


Oh, yes, I did!

I risked public embarassment & humilation today so that I could bring you this publication complete with pictures. If you don't fully appreciation what I did, that's okay. I was all warm & bubbly inside the store as I quietly giggled while completing my mission. And, I was chuckling out loud as I Skippity-Do-Dah'd right on back to the Pilot. It was the most fun I've had grocery shopping in a long time & the fact that we can all put a name with a face (even if it is just a profile) . . . well, it's just priceless.

Do you really need the official answers? OK, just for those of you who don't hang on my every word out of the kindness of my heart, here they are:

Answer Key: A - the infamous bank card only sign. B - Skippy's Line & today he's taking cash. C - Skippy. Bonus Q - Aldi & I purchased tangerines, bagged salad & catfood.

Guess Who

Who is this famous Snowman?

A) Fluffy FrostyBuns
B) SnowFlaky
C) DizzyLizzy CarrotNose
D) BlingBling Shiny-Buttons
E) Sparkle NippyToes

Which reindeer does MiniMe want to be?

A) Comet - because he farts a lot on the Santa Clause
B) Rudolph - the most famous of them all
C) Cathy - the chatty one, you remember her, don't you?
D) Cupid - because it is all about the big, fat, squishy hearts
E) Clarice - if you can't be the most famous, marry the one who is (right, Honey?)

Who is this awesome Trio?

A) Ho, Ho & Ho
B) Doc, Grumpy & Happy
C) Jolly Bing-a-Ling, Snappy TwinkleToes & Zippy Mistletoe
D) SubourbonHausFrau, Mack'sHausFrau & SavvyHausFrau
E) Miss October, Miss November & Miss December Centerfolds of 2008

Guess Who

If you've been paying attention, these should be super easy.
Good Luck with this First Round of Guess Who!

1. Who was Man referring to when he said, "Hey, she's not stupid, she's just lazy."


2. Who was holding up the other end of this conservation?

??: Oh, I just farted! (insert obnoxious giggling)

Me: Oh, thanks a lot. (insert eyeroll) You don't do that in school, do you?

??: Yeah. (insert more giggling)

Me: Then what do you do?

??: I just move to another area. (insert an I'm-oh-so-clever smile)


3. Who can be credited with the following?

??: Hey, Mom. Do you think coconuts come in D-Cup different sizes?


4. Who expertly snapped this picture while driving in traffic?