Guess Who

If not for other people practically forcing the words out of my mouth, there are certain things I never thought I'd actually have to speak out loud.

Guess who I was speaking to when I said:

Hello!? We don't eat soup with our fingers!

AND,

Seriously, did you mean to put sweet & sour sauce on toast? Or, did you think it was jelly?

Yeah, I know. Obviously, I didn't actually cook anything for dinner & it was a total yo-yo (you're on your own) night.

Me? I'm sipping red wine & eating Cheetos. It's a HausFrau twist on whine & cheese.