Haus Quotable

Setting: Outside on the patio

Event: Having dinner (homemade, from scratch, totally nutritious)

Time: Straight-up 6 o'clock

Conversation is as follows.

MiniMe: Sissy, I want you to play Little Pets with me after dinner.

MiniMe: Sissy, OK? You can play Little Pets with me after dinner.

MiniMe: Sissy, Please play Little Pets with me after dinner.

MiniMe: Sissy, Mom said you have to play Little Pets with me after dinner.

MiniMe: Sissy, after dinner, you can play Little Pets with me, OK?

Man: You don't have to keep saying it over and over and over!

MiniMe: Yes, I do. I have to repeat myself so that Sissy will listen.

MiniMe: Sissy, Daddy will pay you to play Little Pets with me after dinner.