The Consequence is .. . .

I had a few days to mull this over & I've decided what to do about that embarrassment of a grade in Physical Education, courtesy of Laze-E. I'm aiming to drive two points home:

1. Should you chose to blow of your academic career & morph into a completely apathetic blob of a student, you will almost certainly be forced into a less than desirable "profession" with unbelievably low & totally not-worth-it pay. And,

2. Should you chose to blantantly ignore physical activity & pretend that you inherited the "good genes" when it comes to thigh and tush size, you will most likely notice that none of your clothes fit. And,

Combining Points 1 and 2: It's going to be incredibly difficult to replace said wardrobe on an hourly wage that is roughly equal to the purchase price of 1/2 gallon of gas.

So, being the teacher of life lessons that I am:

Laze-E will babysit MiniMe for Me so that I can go to the gym. Crapola job with equally pathetic pay & living with one hot-mama of a HausFrau who can wear the clothes that you just outgrew.

How's that for parental justice?