Fitting in with the Locals

You might be a redneck if . . .




your child takes a beer bottle to preschool for Show & Tell.

Or, you might just be living in Belgium & and the local preschool's weekly theme is "Papa". The Kinder were assigned to bring something into class that Papa drinks. MiniMe sorted through a mountain of beer bottles our glass recyclables until she found the perfect Bitberger bottle. When I dropped her darling butt off at preschool, I shoved the beer bottle into her cubby and got the heck outta there.

I mean, afterall, I just took a German bier bottle to her Belgian preschool.

And, all the while I thinking in other countries like Texas she would have been expelled & CPS would have been contacted.

Regardless of my moral convictions, I subscribe to the philosophy, When in Rome . . . order the pizza & drink the Chianti do what the Italians do.