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Uh, My name is HausFrau and I, um, I do not own an iPod.

Oh, I own all sorts of other techno gadgets, including 3 GPS devices. But, sadly, no handy-dandy little music thingy. I've thought about purchasing one, but it's never been a big enough of a want to actually decide which one I want and what color.

I have a feeling that if I actually got off my duff and headed to the gym more frequently than bi-annually, owning an iPod might actually work its way a little higher on my wish list. As it is now, each of our vehicles has an ample supply of CD's worth listening to & on those rare occasions when I am in front of the computer, AOL Radio is my preference.

Specifically, the Awesome 80's.

When I am not in front of the computer or driving merrily along, I have two Kinder & a household to run and can't be prissing around oblivious to every Mooooommmmmm! because of earbuds.

Well, on second thought, now that I write that out in black & white, earbuds are sounding like a great idea.

So, what's a HausFrau to do when a fellow teen aged blogger passes along an iPod writing assignment? The objective is to turn on my iPod, which I've now decided would be a iTouch, preferably purple, enable the shuffle mode & let random song titles answer a series of questions.

In absence of an Apple song shuffler, I've opted to let AOL 80's do the work for me, since that's what would be pumping into my earbuds - if I had any.

I will be completing this task without any cheating or manually shuffling of songs or skipping over the duds to satisfy some ulterior motive to be entertaining or witty, I do solemnly swear.

This promises to be fun & very reminiscent of asking the Magic 8-Ball if there will ever be a snowball's chance of dating Kirk Cameron. Or, a young Tom Cruise. So, here goes:

How does the world see me?
Dr. Feelgood (by Mötley Crüe)

Man could have told you that one. But, he's typically not one to kiss-n-tell.

How will my future life be?
Every Breath You Take (by The Police)

Oh, I get it. Breathing is usually very important for all future endeavors. Thankfully, Take My Breath Away didn't pop-up on there. Oh, but isn't Top Gun like one of the best movies ever?

What should I do with my life?
Lay Your Hands On Me (by Thompson Twins)

Well, I suppose there is more to life than scrubbing toilets & sweeping floors.
(wink, wink)

How will I be remembered?
Making Love Out of Nothing at All (by Air Supply)

What's up with all these sexual innuendos? I can also make dinner out of practically nothing at all. Man is such a lucky duck.

What is my current theme song?
Cars (by Gary Numan)

And, Life is a Highway. So, Drivers, start your engines.

What is my signature dance song?
What About Me (by Moving Pictures)

Hey, if it's my signature song, I'm assuming it's all about me. And, it's my blog, so it all about me, all the time.

What will be played at my funeral?
Hungry Eyes (by Eric Carmen)

What??

What will my week be like?
Pour Some Sugar on Me (by Def Leppard)

Well, my friends, it is Halloween week and there will be plenty of candy to go around. That. And, Man is flying back to Europe on Wednesday.

What is some good advice for me?
Whip It (by Devo)

Again with the innuendos? This is absolutely amusing, is it not?

What did the world sing when I was born?
Rock You Like a Hurricane (by Scorpions)

Hey, that's sounds like way more fun than Rock-A-Bye Baby.

Now, it's your turn. I know, you actually own an iPod & can do the whole shuffle thing. I'll be anxiously stalking your MySpace to see your answers.

I bet the other bloggers over at the MUTER all own iPods.